When you’re dating a woman, you want to treat them like a queen, right...?
And if you’re interested in more… kinkier activities, there’s a position your partner can use to assert her queenly dominance.
Queening is the act of a woman sitting on their partner’s face. You’ll probably recognize it by its more common name: face-sitting. But this position has been around a lot longer than you’d originally think.
Evidence of queening was found in several different cultures such as ancient China, Japan, India, and even Victorian and Medieval Europe.
If their husband wasn’t available, queens and other upper class women often used face-sitting as a way to get themselves off without risking pregnancy. Most of the time, it was the job of male servants to get the job done.
So, if you want to quite literally treat your woman like a queen, consider getting one.
But, first, some more info!
Queening Chairs: Face-Sit in Style
Face-sitting can be a bit risky. When your partner is sitting on your face, they could smother you with their ass and vagina.
Lucky for us, queening chairs exist to lower the risk and provide a comfortable oral experience for both you and your partner.
Now, as a rule, the general build of queening chairs is pretty much the same. There’s a padded seat for your partner to sit on and get eaten out, and then there’s some kind of cushion or strap to hold up your head while you pleasure your partner.
Compare that to regular face-sitting where your partner has to essentially squat while she sits on your face it’s a much better experience and saves those quivering leg muscles a strenuous workout.
Who Can Use a Queening Chair?
While the term ‘queening’ makes it sound like only women can be oral recipients, queening chairs are made so that anyone can sit and get tongue-fucked. These chairs allow for your ass to be eaten in addition to your vagina so men are welcome to join in on the fun!
Despite this, as I’m often the pleasure giver...I’ll be speaking from that point of view.
What is a Smother Box?
A smother box is just another name for a queening chair. The names are somewhat interchangeable since their function and build are pretty much the same. So don’t worry about getting the wrong product if it isn’t called a queening chair.
And that's it really...Pretty straight forward if you ask me.So, now that you have some idea what a queening chair is, let’s take a look at a few I’ve picked out to look at more closely.
Nikki Whiplash Smotherbench
I’m going to start with the biggest, and most expensive chair on the list.
While most queening chairs only provide a cushion for you to prop your head on, the Smotherbench provides a whole padded bench for you to lay on so you can go to town on your partner in complete comfort.
I have to say that I absolutely love everything about this chair. It’s probably one of the most comfortable queening chairs I’ve ever used and everyone who’s ever used it with me agrees.
With other chairs, I’ve had to lay on the floor and while it’s not going to hurt me or anything, it’s a bit uncomfortable which is distracting when I’m trying to give the best possible oral.
I think the only thing that’ll cause someone to pause before purchasing would have to be the price. Like I mentioned at the beginning, it’s incredibly expensive and that’ll most likely (justifiably) stop some from ordering.
But, if you’ve got the cash and you want to go all out on your queening journey, definitely pick up this lovely chair!
Mastermind Crafts Smother Box
If you’re looking for something that's less of a strain on your wallet, but still extremely high quality, this queening chair is for you! Like the Smother Bench, the body of this piece of furniture is made out of stained hardwood.
This chair also comes with wrist restraints that you can use if you want to work in a little bondage play. Personally, I find being restrained while giving mind blowing oral super arousing. I just get so hard and the best part about it is that I can’t even jack myself off.
Does that sound like torture? ‘Yes’, but that’s why I like it as much as I do!
LeFreakshowNYC Queening Chair
This next chair looks a little different from the previous products we’ve looked at...
LeFreakshow’s Queening Chair definitely looks more like a piece of sex furniture than the previous products I’ve mentioned so far.
There are straps to hold your head up, rather than a cushion to support your head. I don’t mind a cushion but I think the straps work better. While a pillow is all well and good, there isn’t as much adjustability as there is with the straps.
When I use the LeFreakshowNYC, I find that it’s much easier to work with my partner without having to move around to get a better angle. This translates to better oral for my partner so we’re both all-around much happier.
I think the one thing I’m not too crazy about is the design. It’s definitely functional and it’s not ugly per se, but it’s nothing to write home about. I much prefer the look and feel of the BDSM MöBEL below but prefer this chair in terms of functionality.
Talk about a predicament!
BDSM MöBEL Queening Chair
Here’s a queening chair that looks absolutely stunning! You could put this in your living room and people probably wouldn’t be able to tell it’s for facesitting.
Unless they’re well acquainted with the BDSM world, but in that case, they’re not gonna judge you for owning one.
Like the LeFreakshowNYC this one also comes with adjustable straps so you can get the perfect height for face-fucking. It’s super easy to adjust the straps and overall this chair is a blast to use!
But, I do have to say, I’m not completely crazy about the height of the thing. It’s much taller than the usual queening chair and as such, I noticed I had to crane my neck a bit to get a good angle with my tongue. It wasn’t enough to cause a lot of pain, but after a while of use, I found my neck was a little sore.
If you’re planning on using your queening chair for long periods of time, I would suggest either getting some pillows to prop your back up with or invest in a different chair.
Last on the list is the Queening Stools Queening Chair. Recently, it underwent a slight redesign to make it a bit sturdier, which was needed.
Sometimes facesitting can get a little rowdy. Maybe my partner wants to give me a footjob, or she starts bouncing on my face. Regardless of what you do in this chair, you don’t have to worry about it giving out on you and crushing your head
I like how the head cushion is detachable as well. This made adjusting it a lot easier.
However, I had a similar problem with this chair as I did the previous. I found this chair to be a bit too high. Thankfully, it was an easy fix since I could just stack some books under the cushion to get a better angle.
Overall, this is a great product, despite its slight shortcomings so I would definitely recommend you check this one out.
My favorite queening chair would have to be Nikki Whiplash’s Smother Bench. I love how comfortable it is to use and I just can’t get over how well crafted it is! The wood is beautifully painted and the whole thing just screams class and sophistication. It’s as beautiful as it is functional.
If this article has convinced you to pick up one of the chairs on this list, I encourage you to pick the one that best suits your tastes and budget. They’re all incredibly well made and I’m sure whoever is sitting in the ‘throne’ will be incredibly happy.