Best Vibrator Ultimate Guide 2020

The toy that gets to wear the crown of the Best Vibrator in 2020 for me is the LoveHoney Magic Bullet Vibrator. This powerful little gem is discrete, simple to use and has an amazing price to orgasm ratio.

Because, fact is...

Vibrators are one of the most popular and well-known types of sex toy out there. 

Okay, okay, maybe dildos too. My point still stands because, sometimes, people actually don’t know the difference.Let’s keep it simple. According to Eves Garden of NYC“A vibrator is any phallic-shaped toy that contains a motor. The motor powers toy functions, such as vibration, rotation and even thrusting in some premium models.”

And

“And a dildo is essentially a vibrator without a motor. Dildos are made from different materials, including silicone for body-friendly play, glass for unique sensations, and even ceramic and wood, provided they are safely sealed or finished and were made to use internally.”Easy eh?That still begs the question though why are they so popular?(Apart from the orgasm bit of course)

Chances are, this is down to the fact that they’ve existed for a REALLY long time, (Check out this retro ‘massager’ from Japan)  AND that there are so many different types out there for you to choose from!And, like with anything, when we have all this choice things can get a little confusing! 

But don’t panic, as I’m here to help you sort through that confusion and decide which vibrator is the best for you! 

So let's get down to it with our chosen few…

Dame Pom Rechargeable Soft Touch Clitoral Vibrator

Pom (By Dame Products)

We-Vibe Moxie Remote and App Control Wearable Clitoral Panty Vibrator

We-Vibe Moxie

Lovehoney Magic Bullet 10 Function Silver Bullet Vibrator

LoveHoney’s Magic Bullet Vibrator

Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator

Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

How Much Will One Set You Back?

Obviously, you don’t want to bankrupt yourself when buying a vibrator, but you should also be well aware of the fact that usually you get what you pay for. 

That cheap vibrator will definitely get the job done for now, but it might not last the distance or give you the same experience as one of the more expensive, higher-end ones.

Of course, this isn’t to say that it's completely without merit. 

If you’re not sure whether you like to use vibrators or even sex toys in general, getting a less expensive sex toy can help give you a taste of the wild side with less buyer’s remorse if you end up not liking it.

(Because, obviously, unless it's just faulty, you can’t return a used sex toy for reasons I’m sure you don’t need explained).

If you KNOW that you like vibrators AND have the money, it’ll probably be worth it to go ahead and drop the extra cash on a more deluxe model.

What Type Of Vibrator?

As mentioned earlier, there are different types of vibrators that serve to give you spine-tingling pleasure in all sorts of different ways.

Of the 5 I’m writing about today, we have a few different types so let me fill you in…

A Wand Vibrator is exactly what it sounds like: a Harry Potter-esque looking thing that vibrates. 

Usually these have a large head that you put on your clitoris or any other part of your body you wish to fill full of pleasure. 

One of the most popular sex toys in the world, the Magic Wand, is a wand vibrator (surprise). 

These toys don’t involve any penetration and this might be the reason why you can usually find them costing far less than other sex toys, as there aren’t many bells and whistles to them. Truth is...If they make me come without the bells and whistles, I’m happy!

Next…A Bullet Vibrator is a much, much, much smaller, smoother version of a vibrating dildo. These, as the name suggests, are ‘bullet-shaped’ and usually on the thinner side. If you’re new to insertion during masturbation or, even have a slightly ‘tighter’ area, this is a good starting point. They’re generally much less expensive due to their smaller size and simple design. (This means they are great as little travel companions too.)

While I usually prefer some of the other vibrators on this list, a bullet is definitely a nice little addition to your collection considering the overall quality you can get for the price.

A Clitoral Vibrator simulates oral sex (...my favorite) while vibrating . To get the oral feel there's going to be a sucking sensation that is quite unique to all of the other vibrators in this list.

If you’re unsure whether or not you even want to get into vibrators in the first place, I would recommend you hold off from getting one of these until you have a bit more of an idea what you do and don’t like feeling. 

However if you’re a vibrator connoisseur then go for it!

A Rabbit Vibrator is a mix between a traditional vibrating dildo and a clitoral vibrator. You get both clitoral and penetrative vibrations simultaneously so you get the best of both worlds. 

Rabbit vibrators have been around for a while and, as such, have many different designs, making them a bit cheaper than most straight up clitoral vibrators.

Of course, you can still buy one that’s super expensive, but if you want something that’s pretty versatile, definitely do check out a rabbit vibrator.

Now that we’ve gotten the things you should consider out of the way, let’s get on to the reviews!

Pom (By Dame Products)

Dame Pom Rechargeable Soft Touch Clitoral Vibrator

Firstly I would just like to say AMEN.

As a woman with a few vibrator's I can not recommend this one enough.

Not only does it look cute, and come in 2 stylish colors it's also soft and flexible...Oh and did I mention discreet.

Seriously this little gem was as quiet as a church mouse and coupled with its 5 intensity settings it’s perfect. 

You can go from “okay, this is nice” to “Hooooooly Shit” in seconds if you’re not too careful.

Now, the buttons take a little getting used to as once or twice I have unintentionally switch the 

intensity and it was more than a little unexpected.

But once you’ve got the hang of it, the higher intensities can give you an orgasm like no other.

Also, the fact the ‘POM’ is waterproof is a godsend.  Living in a house where you don't always get time to yourself can be frustrating. So being able to just say, “I'm popping for a bath” and nobody is any wiser to the fact that you’re about to have the best orgasm of your life.

Another winning feature is it’s rechargeable. Fully juiced up it can last for a little over an hour and only takes 2 hours to fully charge back up if completely dead.

Which means, once it's good to go, pop it in your bag and take it anywhere you like for some outside fun and games.

So, ladies…

If you are wanting to try a vibrator for the first time, upgrade your old one or add to the collection…My advice…Do NOT ignore this little beauty. OK, but what about the price…

Yes, it's a little more expensive than other vibrators but as the saying goes “you get what you pay for” and it comes with a 3 year warranty so don't be put off.

 You will not be disappointed.

Pros

  • Waterproof for bath time fun 
  • 3 year warranty for peace of mind
  • Quiet as church mouse for sneaky sessions

Cons

  • Bit expensive (But the 3 year warranty makes it worth it)

We-Vibe Moxie

We-Vibe Moxie Remote and App Control Wearable Clitoral Panty Vibrator

OHHHHH WOW.

Where to start...

I'm sure you'll agree, the spark in relationships can go through ups and downs after you've been with someone for a while

(Hey, it happens.)

This is why me and my girlfriend were excited for the Moxie to arrive...

And boy, did this do the job, because this little beauty worked wonders.

(We owe you one WE-VIBE MOXIE)

When I placed my order it only took a few days (2-3) to arrive which was a massive plus as this was one I was looking forward to trying out.

The first thing that impressed me was its quality. It’s so silky smooth and its contoured shape is designed perfectly, allowing it to be worn comfortably at all times. The fact that it is waterproof makes cleaning so easy!  

The moxie has 10 vibration modes. On the lower settings, it’s extremely quiet but if you move up the scale it starts getting pretty loud (trust me).

So if you’re worried about a little noise in your knickers keep that in mind. 

Worried about it falling out?

This is why I didn't just dive straight into wearing the moxie out to bars and restaurants without taking it for a few little test drives first. 

First around the house, and then for walks around the block also just to make sure it was secure and didn’t fall out of my underwear in front of the neighbor’s dog.

I’m pleased to say though it passed! The slip-proof magnet worked like a dream and I even tried it with a few different types of underwear to make sure it wasn’t a fluke. I’m pleased to say it passed with flying colors.

Now, for my favorite feature of the Moxie...

Not only does it come with a remote, it also has Bluetooth which hooks up to your smartphone using the free ‘We-Connect’ app. 

This means your other half can control the Moxie from anywhere, you could be at the bar ordering a drink, unaware that your partner is about to make your panties very wet. 

(And when you’re on your own, you can even customize your own vibes with the app which is fantastic)

It's definitely worked wonders for us. Thank you again MOXIE!

Pros

  • Great quality and very comfortable
  • Bluetooth feature so you can have short and long distance pleasure
  • Very secure design so not embarrassing moments from falling out.

Cons

  • Could’ve been a bit longer

LoveHoney’s Magic Bullet Vibrator

Lovehoney Magic Bullet 10 Function Silver Bullet Vibrator

In terms of a budget, first time sex toy, this is probably going to be your best bet. This particular bullet vibrator packs a serious punch, despite being such a small vibrator. 

Because it’s such a simple design, the price is lower while still being a high quality toy. In general, I consider bullet vibrators to be a great intro to sex toys because they’re small. 

If you’re like me and you weren’t all that used to penetration when you first started using sex toys, you’ll really appreciate the thin nature of bullet vibrators. 

The only negative I can come up with is that it could benefit from being a bit longer. 

This particular toy is about the length of the palm of a woman’s hand, so maybe 3-4 inches so depending on your own preference it ‘might’ come up a little short.

Pros

  • Great value for the price 
  • Strong vibrations
  • Super discreet

Cons

  • None at the moment. Well done Moxie.

Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator

Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator

This is probably one of my Top 3 sex toys I own, but, jeez, did it cost a lot! The Womanizer Premium costs a whopping 200 dollars! But honestly, I can’t really complain too much since it delivers a 200 dollar experience every single time I turn it on. It’s no coincidence  pretty much everyone rants and raves about how great this little toy is. (Especially after the redesign.)

Like, seriously, go look up “Womanizer sex toy ugly” and you’ll find these like, cheetah printed pieces of ugly! 

I’m so glad they went with this new, streamlined design that doesn’t scream “trashy” like the previous design with its fake jewel button and animal print vest. 

I like the deep blue one best which is why I linked to it, but they come in other colors so pick the one you like best and get on your way to orgasm nirvana!

Pros

  • Creates mind-blowing orgasms
  • Great design

Cons

  • On the pricey side

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

Even though Fifty Shades of Grey films aren’t going to go down as Hollywood classics (not for me anyway)...the franchise DID produce some pretty good sex toys, and the rabbit vibrator is no exception. 

While it’s a little big, making it a tad hard to handle, this is a good sex toy if you really like simultaneous clitoral and internal stimulation. 

Because this toy is both branded and a higher end sex toy, you’re going to have to pay a bit more for it, but not nearly as much as the Womanizer. 

And I do like the black color. Most sex toys come in “cutesy” colors like pink and purple and while there’s nothing wrong with making cute sex toys, it is nice to have something that looks a bit more sleek and stylish.

Like the Womanizer I probably wouldn’t recommend this toy to someone who’s breaking into the sex toy market since you’re not quite sure what you like just yet I’d get one of the other toys on the list and see how you like the vibe life and, if you had fun with those, the Fifty Shades vibrator is worth the investment as a long-term toy.

Pros

  • Great for simultaneous stimulation
  • Good design

Cons

  • Is a bit too large
  • Pricey

In Conclusion...

I would have to say LoveHoney Magic Bullet Vibrator is the best all round for those dipiping their toes in the sex toy pool…It’s inexpensive, discrete, silent and its small size allows for an easier insertion. I really like this little toy! I think this is a great introduction to anyone who isn’t quite sure where to start in the sex toy world. 

For all you vibe masters out there, I know you don’t want to leave empty handed so if I had to choose only one sex toy to use for the rest of my life, I’d have to go with the Womanizer Premium. So if you haven’t gotten one already, go ahead and pick one up.And yes…

You can Thank me later.

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