Zalo Amorette Review

The Zalo Amorette is one of the cutest toys you'll find out there and with its motion activated remote and multi pleasure features it's definitely one to have in your collection for design alone. However, not all these features press the right buttons, but more about that below.

Today we’ve got a sex toy review from a brand I haven't looked at before, and it seems to me that they’re doing things a little different…At some point ugly sex toys just pushed this USA based Company over there edge and they’d had a enough…Their mission in their own words…

“Is it just us, or have you noticed sex toys aren't very... pretty?

We decided to change that, and created ZALO, a collection of ornate, high-end adult products with eye-catching aesthetics at the forefront of every piece.”

And you know what...It seems to be working. In the last 18 months they've picked up a number of awards for their efforts and are featured regularly in popular publications, so hats off to the team at Zalo.

So I think it's only fair that I give one of their newest additions a try at Escape Vanilla.

Introducing the ZALO Amorette! 

The Zalo Amorette is an ultimate luxury stimulating egg vibrator designed for solo play and ‘friends’ in mind. It has 2 two unique wings that vibrate and stimulate the clitoris and G-spot to heighten the experience.

Now you've been introduced, let’s jump straight in with this super cute toy...

The Key Features Of The Zalo Amorette

Vibrating Wings

The amorette boasts Vibrating wings  which are a pretty cool addition. They actually move on their own, albeit very slightly, to provide a little extra bit of stimulation while inserted or pressed against your clit.

Hybrid Design

This toy has been designed as a multi function vibrator. You can use it as a love egg, a clitoral vibrator or a G-spot vibrator. (Let’s hope it performs on all 3!)

Motion Controls

In a nutshell, motion control is when you hold the remote flat and  it starts at the lowest vibration. The more your turn the remote, the higher the intensity becomes and the closer you get to orgasm (hopefully.) Implementing motion controls into a sex toy is a really interesting and fun idea, however it has to be done well. (More on that later)

Next on the agenda after some testing on my part I've put together the Pro’s and Con’s...

Pro's 

It's So Fucking Cute!!!

Alright, unless you haven't already guessed, I absolutely love how adorable this toy is! The little wings, the color, all of it is so perfectly designed, sometimes I just catch myself admiring how great it looks. If I was just rating the Amorette on its appearance alone, it'd get a 20/10. But alas, that's not the only thing I have to consider. A sex toy has to actually make you come to be considered a good product (strange that…)

I really like the little wings at the end of the toy. Along with just adding to the cute factor, they actually provide some extra vibrations when inserted or used against the clit. I like to gently graze them over my clit to really get myself aroused before the big O.

When inserted inside, however, I found that I couldn't really feel them that much. I was pretty disappointed since the prospect of extra vibrations during insertion was something I was looking forward to trying out.

But this toy is still very well made in terms of design and feel. If you hold it, it's still got that soft, silky silicon feel that a sex toy should have. 

The Storage Case Doubles As A Remote

This toy actually comes with a storage case that's just as adorable as the toy itself! An extra cool addition is that you'll never have to worry about losing the remote.

Okay, you'll have to look after the case, but assuming you would have gotten something to put the toy in any way, this is still technically fewer parts to keep track of.

The buttons to operate the remote are on the bottom of the case so just flip it over and press one of the three buttons to choose the best setting for you!

Comes With Motion Controls

If you want to try out a cool new feature, try using the motion control setting. All you have to do is rotate the remote to your desired intensity. I have a few problems with this specific feature that I'll cover in a sec, but let's stay positive.

I think it's a pretty unique idea to use motion controls in the romote. While this particular implementation was a little iffy, it still opens the door for other companies to improve the technology and create something really cool!

Okay, I'm done with the positives. Let's look at the ‘not so good’ aspects of this toy.

The Cons

The Vibrations Are Strong, (But For Me...Not That Effective)

As I mentioned earlier, I couldn't really feel the vibrations when I inserted the egg. Strangely enough, this wasn't necessarily a problem with the vibrations since they were plenty strong, I guess I'd have to say it was more an issue with the design of the toy. 

It's made to be a clitoral vibrator/love egg/G-spot vibrator and I think trying to do all those things at once created a toy that kinda didn't quite live up to all those promises in all three areas. 

It might have made more sense to just be a really good love egg rather than a love egg that can do two other things.

Vibrations Feel A Little Off...

This is the first attempt by ZALO to create a sex toy that is more affordable than the others, however because of this, the motors fall on the more buzzy side rather than a nice, rumbly vibration that you'd get with their other toy lines.

The Signal On The Remote Drops Out Occasionally

I noticed ever so often that the remote would occasionally drop its signal. It would either completely crap out and require a restart, or it would drop, then quickly return which ended up resetting the whole toy and I'd have to cycle back to my preferred intensity setting.

There are 5 different speeds and patterns you can choose from and each different setting allows you to increase or decrease the intensity by up to 5 settings, creating a whopping 25 different combinations you can choose from. 

I love how much variety there is, but unfortunately, that variety can become super annoying if you have to keep resetting your remote and cycling through the options over and over again.

The Motion Controls Are A Little Too Sensitive

I’m going to lay my cards on the table…

I did say above that the motion control feature is a good thing, and I stand by that as it’s pushing the boundaries on sex toys. 

That being said, the whole motion control feels like a bit of a gimmick on this toy.(Sorry Zalo) 

I think it's a novel idea and you could probably have a little bit of fun with it, but in practice, in this mode alone it's difficult to achieve that satisfying orgasm. 

Whenever I tried to use the motion control setting, I would keep it in one position, but I noticed that the vibration intensity still seemed to change despite my not moving the remote.

All of these little setbacks just got me frustrated rather than horny, so my advice would just concentrate on the normal vibration modes to get yourself off.

How Does Zalo Amorette Compare?

Zalo Hero Clitoral Massager

Here's another one of ZALO's products. I decided to compare both a clitoral massager and a G-spot vibrator from ZALO to show what other offerings that they have for you.

The Hero clit massager is amazing! Like all of ZALO's products, it looks amazing and it feels just as great! I love how it feels in my hand, and I especially love how quickly it makes me come! If you're in the market for a new clit vibrator, this is definitely the best choice.

Queen Warming Vibrator with Suction Sleeve

Zalo Queen App Controlled Warming G-Spot Vibrator with Suction Sleeve

So this bad boy is an example of how a hybrid toy is done right. This G-spot vibrator also comes with a suction sleeve that can come on and off depending on whether you want internal or external stimulation.

Desire Luxury Love Egg Vibrator

Desire Luxury App Controlled Love Egg Vibrator

Here's a good Love Egg if you're looking for something in that camp. I really like using this Desire Luxury Love Egg in particular even though it's on the expensive side. It fits nicely inside and feels so nice and luxurious that you never feel like it isn't worth the price. It's so powerful that it completely makes up for how small it is. Overall, it's a really good option for people who enjoy using love eggs.

Final Thoughts…

While I think this is the cutest toy I've ever seen and the packaging and feel of the toy are superb, I found the actual function of the toy a little hard to get used to.

The remote signal drops that little bit too many times and the motion sensor is just too sensitive. I still think it's decent value for the price because with practice you can still get that orgasm you're looking for.

And the truth is..I'm still glad that I own one since just having that  beautiful design in my presence makes me happy.

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