How To Make A Homemade Pocket Pussy, Fast. 5 Easiest Options

Our step-by-step guide will show you how to create 5 different homemade pocket pussies, fast.

We literally walk you through the whole process with high quality pictures.

And the best part? 

They're all SUPER easy to make. 

What is a Pocket Pussy?

A pocket pussy, also called a fake pussy, can be a few things (as you will see soon).

But its main purpose is to create a padded, cylindrical sleeve lined with some sort of rubber barrier, that you lube up and stick your cock in.

Basically, it’s what comes to mind when you hear “pocket pussy” or “fake pussy.”

These should not be confused which fleshlights.

What To Use In A Homemade Pocket Pussy?

There are various versions of a homemade pocket pussy. Some call for a Pringles can, some call for certain-shaped vegetables. Usually of the gourd family. Some are as simple as wrapping a towel in a cylinder shape. 

There are a few key components to the perfect pocket pussy. There are three main parts to the homemade pocket pussy. You’ve got a few options for each, so you can mix and match to see which you like best. 

But the three main parts are: the cylindrical tube, the stuffing, and the rubber barrier. Aside from those, you’ll need your favorite lube. 

Here's a picture of everything we used for our 5 pocket pussies...

These are the essentials. 

The Cylindrical Tube

• Pringles Can

• Protein Shaker Cup

• Cucumber

• Eggplant

• Hand Towel(s)

The Stuffing

• Sponges

• Balloons

• Towel(s)

Rubber Barrier

• Rubber Medical Gloves

Fun Little Additions

• Rubber Bracelets

• Mardi Gras Beads

• Rubber Bands

The Pringles Can Method

Step 1. Empty and Clean the Can

Let me talk about science for a minute. Bear with me. Every single person (and some animals) have what’s called olfactory memory. It’s when a certain smell evokes a certain memory. And out of your five senses, it’s smell’s the one most strongly related to memory.

What am I getting at here?

DO NOT FUCK THE PRINGLES CAN OF YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF PRINGLES.

I know it may seem logical to think, “I’ll just eat the chips out of the cylinder, then fuck it. Simple as that. No need to waste the chips.” 

You should wipe the can clean before you stick anything into it. But you will be able to smell whatever flavor it is before and during pound town time.

Then, next time you go to eat your favorite-flavored chips, you’re going to evoke the emotion of being balls deep in the can you’re eating from. 

You know the story of Icarus, flying too close to the sun and all that? Well, fucking your favorite flavor can will make you the next Dicarus. 

Take it from me: buy a flavor of chips you don’t like. With all that said, Original flavor doesn’t have any powder on the exterior of the chip. That means this can tends to be free of any BBQ or Ranch flavoring. That’s good news.

Anyway,

Step 1. Empty the can and wipe it out as best you can 

Step 2. Stuff the Bottom of the Can

I don’t know about you, but my dick isn’t as long as a Pringles can. If you don’t stuff the bottom of the can with something (I used a dish towel), the sponges inside will slide around. Using a dish towel in the bottom gives the tip of your cock to rub against (very nice) and keeps the sponges from sliding up and down inside the can.

Step 3. Sandwich a Glove Between the Sponges

Now it’s time to stuff the cylinder. But before you do that, you’ll need to position the filler material. 

I’ve found sponges to be the most pleasurable filler. I found that these shaped sponges work the best. And they feel even better when you cut a ridge down the middle. Like so: 

It’s far easier to make the sponge-glove-sponge sandwich before inserting it into the Pringles can. If you put the sponges in first, then try pushing the glove inside, you’ll quickly find it doesn’t work that well. 

Be sure to leave a little bit (.5 to 1 inch) of the glove hanging out of the “top” of the sponges. This extra bit makes it easier to stretch over the mouth of the can.

Step 4. Fill the Pringles Can

Now that your rubber glove is situated between the sponges, it’s time to slide them into the can. It’s about as simple as that. But it works best to squeeze the sponges with your fist, put the bottom part of the sponge in, then slide it in. The sponges will expand inside the tube and, for the most part, stay put. 

You can experiment with using four sponges (lengthwise) to add more depth to your pocket pussy. If you go that route, I suggest putting a rubber band around the bottom pair of sponges before sliding them in.

Step 5. Stretch the Glove Over the Can Opening

Take that little bit of excess from the glove and stretch it over the mouth of the Pringles can. 

For a little extra security, you can put a rubber band over the top of the glove fold.

Step 6. Squirt Lube Into the Glove

You’re best off lubing up the glove as well as your cock before you slide in. Lubing both halves of this masturbatory equation ensures you won’t get caught on any dry spots. 

And there you have it. There’s your easy DIY homemade pocket pussy. Fuck away.

Pringles Can Alternative—Protein Shaker Cup 

This method is done using the exact same steps as above. But instead of a Pringles can, you use a protein shaker cup.

I’ve found two benefits to using this plastic container rather than the Pringles can.

• It’s more durable, so it will last about as many uses as you can throw at it. The Pringles can will eventually begin to soften and lose rigidity.

• The tapered shape of the cup means it gets tighter towards the bottom. (Towards the tip of your penis.)

Towel Masturbator Sleeve

This one’s pretty simple and has one great advantage. It’s not a hard cylinder. So you can use your hand to apply pressure as you use it. 

Step 1. Fold a Tea Towel Flat

Do this lengthwise, as shown in the picture.

Step 2. Put a Rubber Glove on it

Do this before you roll it up. Be sure to leave about an inch of the glove hanging out of the towel. This allows you to fold it over the outside of the towel once it’s rolled up.

TIP: Line the inside of the towel with something textured. I used bracelets that I cut for this one. But you can use Twizzlers, Mardi Gras beads, or anything else you think of. 

Step 3. Roll it Up

Remember, the purpose of this is to stick your dick in it. So don’t roll it up too tightly. You know the girth of your cock, so leave as much room as you think you need. Of course, you want a little pressure from the towel. But you don’t want it so tight you can’t slip it in. 

After it’s rolled up, fold the glove over the rim of the towel. Place a rubber band around the folded glove for extra security. 

TIP: If you’re having trouble finding the right ‘tightness’ to roll it up with, put something in before you roll it up. Anything from a small cucumber, tube of toothpaste, etc. Anything that’ll create some space in the center of the rolled-up towel. 

Step 4. Wrap it in Rubber Bands

This serves two purposes. The first is to keep it from unraveling while you penetrate it. The other is to provide some external pressure for added pleasure. 

And that’s your final product. Ready to fuck!

The Cucumber Pussy

This one’s an interesting one. Making it can be a bit messy. And it’s a one-time use pocket pussy.

Step 1. Cut the Cucumber in Half Lengthwise

Try to make the cut so each side is as even as possible. 

Step 2. Cut the Tip and Scoop Out The Inside

Cut off as much as you think is necessary. You know the size of your cock. Cut the cucumber so it’s about half an inch or so longer than your dick.

After you’ve got the correct length, you’ll need to scoop out the inside. Do this on a cutting board or a plate. It can get a bit messy, and there will be excess liquid. 

TIP: At this point, put the cucumber in the microwave for about 5 to 10 seconds to warm it up. You’ll especially want to do this if you keep your cucumbers on the fridge. 

Step 3. Place the Glove Inside the Cucumber

The secret here is to aim to get the middle finger of the glove in the empty cucumber. If the other fingers fall outside of the cucumber, that’s ok. Actually, that’s preferable so it’s not bunched up in the place you want to slide your cock.

Step 4. Put the Two Halves Together

Once they’re together and you’re happy with the glove placement, put rubber bands around them. This holds them together and creates pressure, adding to the “tightness” of the pussy.

The Eggplant Fleshlight

Just like the protein shaker cup is a variation (ahem, the exact same thing) as the Pringles can, this is the same version of the cucumber. It’s just a different vessel. To make it, follow the exact same steps as the cucumber version.

Tips for Using Your New Pocket Pussy

It might seem as easy as just sticking your dick in it (and in a way, it is), but you can also take some steps to make your experience even better.

How Do You Masturbate With a Homemade Pocket Pussy

Again, it the most basic level, you just have to stick your dick in it and stroke. But there are other methods. 

For one, you can choose to hold the fake pussy and use your hand to stroke it up and down. Or you can mount the pocket pussy and thrust your hips in and out. Sliding it between the bedframe and mattress is a good spot. Just kneel in front of it.

Then you can decide what purpose you’re using it for. Are you using it for pleasure only? Or are you trying to increase your stamina to try to outlast a sex machine? (Good luck!)

It may sound counterintuitive, but maybe you’re masturbating with your partner. (Lots of couples do it!) Maybe she can wear a butterfly vibrator if she’s into that sorta thing.

The point is: there are tons of ways to enjoy your new homemade pocket pussy.

How to Make a Homemade Pocket Pussy Feel Really Good

Just to be clear right off the bat, any of these homemade pocket pussies will feel good. But that doesn’t mean you can’t make it feel even better with a few simple tweaks. 

Warm it up by sticking the moistened sponges (or cucumber or eggplant) in the microwave. It doesn’t need more than 5-10 seconds maximum. Please don’t stick your dick into a scalding hot vegetable!

I already showed you this on the towel pocket pussy, but you can use things to add texture. I found some stretchy coil bracelets from my local store. Cut them from their circle shape and lay them flat. You can also do the same thing with Mardi Gras beads or Twizzlers. 

Create suction by cutting a small hole in the bottom of the Pringles can. Hold the can so that you can easily place your finger over the hole. When you thrust inwards, leave the hole open. But if you put your finger over the hole as you pull out, it will create a suction within the Pringles can. 

This only works well if you have a tight seal around the glove, so use plenty of rubber bands. And if you use this method during mutual masturbation, get your girl a pussy pump so you can feel similar sensations! Add vibration to your masturbation by sliding a bullet vibrator (or two!) in between the sponges. 

If you go the cucumber/eggplant route, use a knife and a small spoon to carve little ridges in the vegetable wall. Get creative and see what feels best for you!

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Conclusion

There are plenty of ways to make a homemade pocket pussy. And just like everything else in life, some are better than others. The ones above are the ones I found to be the best of all the versions I tried. 

And the good news is that they feel great. And there are all sorts of variations you can try to figure out which one you like the most. And let’s be honest, it’s not like you’re trying out brussel sprouts recipes. Experimenting with all of these will be a ton of fun.

There are plenty of reasons to try them out. Whether it’s because you want to spice up your masturbation habits, or want to train yourself to last longer, these pocket pussies will satisfy your needs. 

Head down to your local shop and get everything you need and have yourself a good time. There’s no shame in getting off!