Ever feel like you want to get your rocks off even when you're NOT at home?
Luckily for you, I've got a great little brand of sex toy for you! Because today’s mission is to introduce you to the best bullet vibrator! Bullet vibrators are discreet and can even be made to look like lipstick so you can slip it in your carry-on and you're good to go!
(Think of it like a sexy little James Bond gadget, that instead of taking out the bad guy, will make you come like Niagara Falls).
One of my favorite things about a bullet, is that they generally aren't going to cost a lot due to their size and pretty straightforward design. You can occasionally find a few that are pretty expensive and I include a few in this article. We review our top 5 later on. But first, let's dive into some background info.
Top Pick! 
If you're looking for the best bullet vibrator to take on your travels, but don't want to break the bank, you should definitely check out the Lovehoney Power Play 10 Function Bullet Vibrator. I haven't had any trouble getting off on this thing even though it's super inexpensive. But, still...I think you should explore ALL the options below.
What Is A Bullet Vibrator?
While the size can vary, you're generally going to find that bullets are around 2.5 to 3 inches long.
While in general, your vagina isn't very receptive to touch, you do have some deeper clitoral receptors a couple of inches inside your vagina, so a bullet is the perfect length to reach those.
How To Use A Bullet Vibrator
Vibrators - especially ones like bullets that are just kinda penis-shaped-- can be used by anyone, whether you have a vagina or a penis. Our sexual parts are really sensitive which is why vibrations feel really good on them.
If you have a partner with a penis, try running the vibrator along the head of their penis, down the shaft, and around the balls if you want to try and spice up your bedroom play.
How Much Noise Does A Bullet Vibrator Make?
While bullet vibrators are marketed as discreet, sometimes they can get a little loud either due to them being made to be as inexpensive or possible, or because you're increasing the intensity and that can sometimes create extra noise.
If you live in a house with other people who you probably could stand to not have them listening to you masturbate, you're gonna want to make sure your bullet is on the quieter side.
If noise isn't an issue, then go ahead and get one as loud as you like!
Remote-Controlled Bullet Vibrators
While this is somewhat uncommon, you can sometimes find a bullet vibrator that comes with a remote controller.
If you have a partner and you enjoy letting them control the vibration settings, this is a great addition.
If you just prefer using an external controller rather than pressing buttons that are directly on the toy, this is also great for you!
(This does tend to make the price go up a bit, so if you remote controllability isn't on your list of priorities in a sex toy, I'd probably skip this feature.)
Are Bullet Vibrators Waterproof?
This is probably the most important thing you should consider. If you want to use your bullet in the shower or bath, you absolutely need to make sure it's waterproof.
All of the toys on this list are waterproof, but if you go on Lovehoney searching for your own sex toys, there's a section called "essential info" in the product description that mentions whether or not a toy is waterproof.
Never assume something is waterproof!
That could get you really hurt if you're not careful. I would absolutely hate it if you got hurt using your sex toy. That's not really what masturbation is about... (Unless you're into BDSM, but that's a different type of pain).
Top 5 Bullet Vibrators
Lovehoney Secret Surprise 10 Function Remote Control Bullet Vibrator
Here's the remote control bullet vibrator I mentioned earlier.
This little toy provides great vibrations with the only problem being battery life. That is, unfortunately, a little lacking which can really ruin your mood if you're right about to come and it craps out on you.
I swear…
That's the number one time my vibrator chooses to give out.
But other than that, I really enjoy using this vibrator. I'd probably argue that keeping up with a little remote isn't too great for traveling as well as use at home since I have a propensity to misplace accessories like a remote, but if you're planning to use this with your partner primarily (or you're not as disorganized as me), I don't particularly see that being a problem for you or them.
If you're really interested in the remote feature, I'd definitely recommend checking out this toy. I think you'll really enjoy it!
Pros
Cons
Here's one of the less expensive vibrators on the list. But don't let the price fool you into thinking it's not worth your time.
This little bundle of pink (or whatever color you choose to get it in) creates intense orgasms really quickly!
I've used this vibrator a lot and let me tell you, it's a game-changer. It's small enough that I can slip it into my purse but powerful enough that I don't feel like I'm sacrificing power for portability. I think the only thing I find a little annoying is the fact that it can get a little loud and I have to keep replacing the batteries.
Clearly, that's where expenses were cut.
Adding a rechargeable battery as well as a charging cable is more expensive than hollowing out part of the toy and inserting little conductor areas, but I digress.
The main takeaway you should have when looking at this bad boy is that it's great. You won't regret picking up this bullet vibrator, especially if this is your first sex toy.
I always advocate getting something a little more inexpensive so you don't have as much of a financial risk if you don't like it. But I still think this is a great toy even if it isn't your first.
Pros
Cons
Here's the most inexpensive bullet on this list. While it's definitely not as fancy as its sisters, Lovehoney's Power Play packs a variety of vibrations into this tiny, inexpensive little package.
If you're like me and you'd prefer it if your sex toys didn't have to all come with some highlight of pink, then this toy is for you! While I'm not going to say this particular bullet is cute, I think the design is pretty functional. There's a flared tip to allow easier insertion, and the button is on the end and out of the way.
Although the on/off button is the same button you use to change the speed settings so you're gonna want to hold the button to turn it off. If not, you'll have to cycle through all of the settings to finally turn it off.
I found that this was a pretty quiet bullet. I didn't think too much power was sacrificed for a quieter toy. But this toy is not rechargeable, so you're going to have to buy batteries for it which are actually kinda hard to find in stores.
You'll have to go on Amazon or another online site if you need another battery. You can buy a pack of like...erm...12, for not that much.
Pros
Cons
While this is the most expensive bullet vibrator on the list, I think it's definitely one of the best. With its strong, rumbly vibrations, you're not going to have much trouble getting yourself off if you're using this toy.
It's super powerful and comes with multiple settings you can use. Just make sure you're holding onto it pretty well since it can get a little hard to hold while in use.
If you've got the money and you know you like using bullet vibrators, I'd definitely recommend checking this baby out. You're sure to have a lot of fun with it!
I've found myself using this particular bullet vibrator a lot, especially while traveling because of how easy it is to use as well as how discreet it is. I especially like the pointed, lipstick looking tip since it makes it easier to insert. It's also pretty quiet which is a plus.
Pros
Cons
I have no idea why they tried to make a bullet vibrator into a G-spot vibrator since bullets generally are not long enough!
"Alex, but why are you recommending something that isn't a good product?"
I didn't say it was a bad product, just that it was poorly marketed. Remember how the Post-It Note was made on accident? Well, this bullet vibe is accidentally a great clitoral vibrator.
Since it's smaller, you can get really pointed vibrations right on your clit which are great for coming quickly. The one other complaint I have aside from wondering why in the world they thought this would be a great G-spot vibrator (like seriously, didn't they think to test this out?
I'm sure there are plenty of people who would be happy to try out a vibrator) is that it can get a little loud if you start using the higher settings.
I think the low settings are still pretty powerful so it's not like this is completely useless if you don't want the bullet to get too loud, but it is a bit of an annoyance since this is more expensive than the average bullet vibrator.
If you can get past the false advertising, I think this is a great vibrator to check out if you'd like to add to your sex toy collection.
Pros
Cons
Conclusion
The results are in...
If you're looking for a great all round bullet vibrator then definitely check out Lovehoney's Power Play bullet vibe.
This is a great toy to get if you don't want to spend a small fortune on your sex toy.
This vibrator is great for traveling since it's super discreet and can just be slipped into your purse. The Power Play is easy to overlook if someone glances in your purse since there isn't a charger attached to it - it just takes batteries.